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About Simplicity ... Chinazo

"Our Lady with the Infant Jesus in her arms, decided to descend to earth and visit a monastery . proud, all the priests formed a long line and each one came to the Virgin to pay homage.

One recited beautiful poems, another showed his illustrations of the Bible, a third said the names of all the saints. And so monk after monk, were all honoring Our Lady and Child Jesus.

In the last row was a monk, the humblest of the monastery, who had never learned the learned texts of the time. His parents were simple people who worked in an old circus around, and everything they had taught him was to throw balls into the air and do some juggling.

When his turn came, the other monks wanted to end the tributes, because the ex-juggler had nothing important to say and could tarnish the image of the monastery. However, in the depths of his heart, he also felt a huge need for something whether to Jesus and the Virgin.
shame he felt the reproving looks of her brothers, some oranges from his pocket and began to throw air juggling, which was all I knew.
At that moment, the baby Jesus smiled and started clapping from the arms of Our Lady. And it was this monk that the Virgin held out his arms, leaving we were in a little while in theirs the Divine Child. "

Taken from the Prologue of" The Alchemist "

"Simplicity is the virtue of great souls"

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... Chinazo ...

always come to light. Are those phrases that have double meanings and embarrass the person who gave, but always cause laughter among those present.

There Chinazo worthy to be counted. Names be protected as real in one another Chinazo I could be the protagonist, and I will not put in evidence: P!

Location:
to place on the beach umbrella, it is necessary to open a hole and stick in the sand to avoid flying.
Chinazo:
Fulanita Somebody's niece tells him: "Do you want to help you dig?" (Read it aloud)
Everyone: "Eeeeesooooo ..."

Location:
A meeting is speaking of drinks and one of the Chamas said that any alcoholic beverage very fast tide. A buddy tells you that that happens because they are taken very quickly, you have to lower the rate.
Chinazo:
the shaman says "it sucks, as it comes ... fast, slow ... as I do the same effect


Location:
A side of a road You can see a man trying to tame a horse. One of these makes the comment that from an early practice riding.
Chinazo:
One of the shaman replied: "Ahhh then you must mount fine!"
All: O_o!


Location:
Develops a conversation between a group of friends and comes to a point where one of the shaman wants to offer a blow to a buddy (all in jest). The girl in question had two lollipops in hand, and obviously not thinking before speaking, can not think of anything more brilliant than this:
Chinazo:
If you do not do as I say, I'll give a chupetazo in ... head: S

face of these was a poem.


Location:
the father of a friend on the beach preparing a beverage "spirit" custom. He asked my friend to try, that was awesome drink. She was having lunch and said he did not want at that moment that caused him ... and ends by saying:
Chinazo:
"Well but calm ... later threw us a"
Po favooo o_O! "What's that?! Of course, she meant to throw a drink ...



course, it should be a little twisted mind to catch certain Chinazo, but there are so evident that it would be sinful not to laugh!

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